Advice Central

Get some friendly advice from the most stereotypic minds on the planet. Warning! Some people may find these responses offensive. Enter at your own risk.

Ask a therapist for some advice without having to qualify for financial assistance or paying large sums of money.

Therapist

 

Ask your friendly neighborhood priest for some religious guidance or just confess your sins.

Priest

If you go to a mosque instead of a church or temple you'll probably want to talk to this guy.

Submission

 

The Earth is beautiful and it takes our care and effort to keep it this way.

Environmentalist

Women our wives, daughters, sisters, mothers, aunts. Hear our voice.

Feminism

 

Fuck these idiots. They can't even do a back-flip.

Adrenaline Junkie

Yes, L. Ron Hubbard was a prophet, but I whispered all those thoughts to him - a god.

Scientology